A man died
and his wife phoned the newspaper to place a death notice. She called the
relevant department and said, "My husband has died and I want to place a
notice in the paper".
The man at
the newspaper said, "Certainly. What would you like the notice to
say?"
The woman
replied, "I want you to print 'Bob Manchester is dead' please."
The man said,
"But for $25 you are allowed to print seven words."
The woman thought for a few seconds
and then answered, "OK. Then please print
'Bob
Manchester is dead. Car for sale'.
1)I
wasn't _____ with my exam result. please ►pleased pleasing pleasant
2)"When
did Tom and Wendy arrive?" "They arrived here an hour _____ you
did."
ago ►before since since before
3)After
_____ his homework, Tom went out to play with his friends.
finish to finish ►finishing the finish of
4)
_____ go to on holiday to California or Florida?
Do you rather Will you rather ►Would you rather Won't you rather
5)"Who
was the woman I saw you laughing with yesterday?"
"She
was _____." ►the woman next door the next door woman
the woman next to the door the woman next by the door
6)Such
news is always _____ to be true. good very good so good ►too good
7)Is
it important that everyone _____ his/her bit for the team?
►do does did must do
8)This
is the place _____ the body was found. that
which ►where there
9)You
should buy a computer. _____ you would be able to send emails.
So ►Then Well Therefore
10)David
seems to be _____. in hurry ►in a
hurry on a hurry hurrying
/z/
-- zoo, plays, breez, bays
Zebras
in zoos are like dolphins in pools
/d/
-- down, day, paid, road
David’s
daughter didn’t dance but David’s dad did
/t/
-- tie, heart, tree, eat
Betty
bought a tub of butter
A
pilgrimage pondered and wandered
Plowing
through peals of apples
Polishing
and picking and poking
Hoping,
to find one promising
/Ou/
-- Over the bleak and barren snow,
A voice there came calling
Where are you going to, Tony?
Oh,
where are you going this morning?
Discussion
1)There is no
harm in traveling occasionally without a ticket, if you can get away with it.
2)People
suffering from incurable diseases should have the choice of being put
painlessly to death.
3)Most
religious people are hypocrites
4)It is
clearly unfair that many people should acquire large incomes, not through work
but through inheritance.
5) Men are
not created equal: it is obvious that some are better than others.
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