1) He was
accused of sexual ____. Harassment harrasment harasment harrassment
2) I can't
see the point in trying to ____ dead languages. resurect resurrect
3) There are
two ____ pieces to the puzzle. seperate separate
4) You need
____ coconut for the recipe. desicated
desiccated dessiccated dessicated
5) They were
very ____ about her success. Complementary complimentary
6) Their
performance was ____. imaculate imacculate immaculate immacculate
7) He tried
to ____ enthusiasm in the workers. install instill
8) ____ was
low after they failed to get the contract. Moral Morale
9) The smell
____ my appetite. Wet whet
10)An ____
nebula is a dense cloud of dust and gas. Absorbtion absorption
1 mawkish: sickly or excessively
sentimental.
2. panache: dash or flamboyance in manner
or style.
3 adventitious: added extrinsically; not
essentially inherent.
4. kvetch: to complain habitually.
5. pejorative: depreciatory; disparaging;
unfavorable; belittling.
6. cognoscente: an expert in a certain
field.
7. alacrity: a cheerful readiness,
willingness, or promptitude.
8. bravura: a showy display.
9. vivify: to animate.
10. sonorous: yielding sound; impressive in
sound.
A
man is in jail for robbing 27 banks. One day he receives a letter from his
wife. It says...
Dear Peter
As you are in jail I will have to plant the potatoes in the garden myself.
When is the best time to plant them?
Love
Susan
As you are in jail I will have to plant the potatoes in the garden myself.
When is the best time to plant them?
Love
Susan
He sends her the following reply...
Dear Susan
Do not plant the potatoes in the garden as that is where I have hidden all the money from the bank robberies.
Love
Peter
Dear Susan
Do not plant the potatoes in the garden as that is where I have hidden all the money from the bank robberies.
Love
Peter
A few days later he receives another letter...
Dear Peter
It's terrible. Yesterday twenty policemen came to the house and dug up the whole garden, but they didn't find anything.
Love
Susan
Dear Peter
It's terrible. Yesterday twenty policemen came to the house and dug up the whole garden, but they didn't find anything.
Love
Susan
He sends her the following reply...
Dear Susan
Now is the best time to plant the potatoes!
Love
Peter
Dear Susan
Now is the best time to plant the potatoes!
Love
Peter
You are
what you think!
* Your inner
thoughts can cause you to be rich or poor, loved or unloved, happy or
unhappy,
attractive or unattractive, powerful or weak.
* What you
impress upon your mind, you'll inevitably become. It's a psychological law that
whatever
you desire to accomplish you must first
impress upon your subconscious mind.
* Relentless,
repetitive self talk will change your self image. You'll affect your
subconscious mind with
verbal repetition. Constant repetition
carries conviction
* When you
change your values you'll change your behavior. Start thinking of yourself as
becoming
the person you want to be. Self suggestion
will make you the master of yourself.
* If you
believe you can, you can.
* You can
become whatever you want to be.
BELIEVING IN PRAYER
A tale is
told about a small town that had historically been "dry," (no alcohol
sold) but then a local businessman decided to build a tavern.
A group of
Christians from a local church were concerned and planned an all-night prayer
meeting to ask God to intervene.
It just so
happened that shortly thereafter lightning struck the bar and it burned to the
ground. The owner of the bar sued the church, claiming that the prayers of the
congregation were responsible, but the church hired a lawyer to argue in court
that they were not responsible.
The presiding
judge, after his initial review of the case, stated that "No matter how
this case comes out, one thing is clear. The tavern owner believes in prayer
and the Christians do not."
What "G word" is an area by a house where
people grow flowers? Garden
This "G word" is used to protect the hands or
to keep them warm. It's a Glove
This was first played in Scotland and involves hitting a
little white ball into a hole. Golf
This is used to stick paper together. Glue
Your mother's parents and your father's parents are your Grandparents
The color you get when you mix white and black paint
together. grey/gray
Dark green or red fruit which grows on vines and are used
to make wine are called Grapes
This is good to chew and chew and chew. It's Gum
What "H word" is a tool used to knock nails in
with? Hammer
Another word to describe a good-looking man is Handsome
It's worn on your head for either fashion or warmth. It's
a Hat
This "H word" means you really, really don't
like something or someone. Hate
The joints where the legs join the body are called the Hips
A holiday newly-weds have after their wedding is called a Honeymoon
If you are ill or have an accident, you would go to a Hospital
How many years are there in a Century? Hundred
A typhoon that originates in the Atlantic is called a Hurricane
The opposite of heaven is Hell
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