Art
"By a curious
confusion, many modern critics have passed from the proposition that a
masterpiece may be unpopular to the other proposition that unless it is
unpopular it cannot be a masterpiece." - G. K. Chesterton
Cats
"Cats are smarter than
dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez
Christianity
God hears all prayers, and
God answers all prayers. But sometimes God's answer is "no."
"Preach The Gospel at
all times. When necessary, use words." - St. Francis of Assisi
"If I find in myself a
desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable
explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S.Lewis
"We have no cause to be
ashamed of the Gospel of Christ; but the Gospel of Christ may justly be ashamed
of us." - John Tillotson
"I am as my Creator
made me, and since He is satisfied, so am I." - Minnie Smith
"You can safely assume
that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all
the same people you do." - Anne Lamott
Computers
"Home computers are
being called upon to perform ... the consumption of homework formerly eaten by
the dog." - Doug Larson
Creativity
"The secret to
creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." -- Einstein
Drugs
Problems with marijuana include
short term memory loss, problems learning, distorted perception, difficulty
thinking and problem solving, loss of coordination, increased heart rate, and
short term memory loss.
Edjumacashun
"He who asks is a fool
for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." -
Chinese Proverb
Fame
"You have to know how
to accept rejection and reject acceptance." - Ray Bradbury
Fashion
"A hat should be taken
off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks
more stupid than a hat." - P. J. O'Rourke
Friends
"I ruined a futon like
that once..." - Ron Evans
"You are simultaneously
one of the nicest people and most caustic a--holes I have ever met." -
Chris TruLove
Nothin' that I like better
than a good cronjob!
I am Neil Diamond!
Humor
If you can't laugh at
yourself, someone will do it for you.
"I was so naive as a
kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing." - Johnny Carson
"I feel if a person
can't communicate the very least he can do is to shut-up!" - Tom Lehrer
"Thus the metric system
did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet." - Dave Barry
Internet
Be great! Or at least link
to something great.
"We've heard that a
million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of
Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true." -
Robert Wilensky
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