A teacher said, "Mary, I'd like you to give me a sentence beginning with "I", please."
Mary thought for a few seconds and then said, "I is..."
The teacher interrupted her and said, "No Mary, you cannot begin a sentence with "I is" - you
must use "I am".
Mary looked upset and said, "But Miss..."
The teacher shouted, "Give me a sentence beginning with "I am", please."
Mary shrugged her shoulders and said, "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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