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The Lost Speech and a Clever Save

 

It was a fine evening aboard a grand ocean liner sailing across the Atlantic—white-gloved waiters, glittering cutlery, and the kind of dinner where the conversations are nearly as rich as the food.

Among the honored guests that night were two very well-known names: Mark Twain, the legendary humorist, and Chauncey M. Depew, a polished speaker and U.S. Senator known for his wit and poise.

As dinner plates were cleared and glasses refilled, the host clinked his spoon to a glass and announced,
“We are lucky to have with us tonight two masters of the spoken word. Mr. Mark Twain will open the evening’s speeches, followed by Mr. Chauncey Depew.”

The crowd applauded with anticipation.

Mark Twain stood up, adjusted his jacket, and began to speak. His timing was perfect. Every line rolled off his tongue like he’d spent a lifetime waiting to tell just that story. The audience laughed, nodded, leaned in, and laughed again. For twenty straight minutes, he owned the room.

When he finished, the applause was loud and warm.

Then, it was Mr. Depew’s turn.

He rose from his seat slowly, with the grace of someone who wasn’t rattled, but knew exactly how to ride the wave of what just happened.

He looked around the room and smiled. Then, clearing his throat, he said:

“Ladies and gentlemen, just before dinner, Mr. Twain and I came to an agreement: we decided to trade speeches for the evening. What you’ve just heard was actually my speech—so thank you for receiving it so well.”

A soft ripple of laughter passed through the room.

Then he added, with a straight face:

“Unfortunately, I seem to have lost the notes for his speech… and I can’t for the life of me remember a single word he had planned.”

The room burst into full-blown laughter.


It was a moment of brilliance—not just in humor, but in humility. Depew didn’t try to top Twain. He didn’t force his way into the spotlight. Instead, he embraced the moment, turned it on its head, and walked off with just as many laughs.

That night, two legends proved that great speakers don’t just deliver words—they read the room, play the moment, and most importantly, know when to let the laughter lead.

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