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The Great Watermelon Standoff

 

Old man Harris had the juiciest watermelons in town. Every summer, his fields turned into a green and red wonderland of sweet fruit—and every summer, without fail, local kids would sneak into the fields for a free midnight snack.

At first, he let it slide. “They’re just kids,” he’d mumble, waving it off. But this year, they got bold. Whole melons vanished overnight. Bite marks, rinds, and muddy footprints littered the field like confetti after a party.

So, Harris decided it was time to get clever.

He didn’t want to build a fence or call parents. That wasn’t his style. Instead, he hammered a wooden sign right at the edge of the field. In big, red letters it read:

⚠️ WARNING: ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS CYANIDE.

He chuckled to himself. “Let’s see them take that risk,” he muttered, walking away with a proud farmer’s swagger.

Sure enough, days passed. No missing melons. No scattered rinds. No giggling at dusk. His field remained untouched.

Triumphant, Harris returned a week later, tipping his straw hat and admiring his untouched crop.

But then, he noticed something new scrawled under his warning in a mess of teenage handwriting:

“NOW THERE ARE TWO.”

He stared at the sign, stunned. A beat passed. Then he burst out laughing.

The kids had played him at his own game.

______

Sometimes, wit beats warnings. And in the battle of brains between generations, it turns out nobody really wants a watermelon that badly when cyanide is even remotely on the table.

But it also shows something else—respect. The kids had gotten the message... and responded with a touch of cleverness, not malice. No one got hurt. No more watermelons were stolen. And the sign? It stayed up the whole summer as a silent truce between Old Man Harris and the local mischief-makers.

Because sometimes, a good joke is better than a good lock.

______


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