Friday, March 6, 2020

Interesting Quotes

"By a curious confusion, many modern critics have passed from the proposition that a masterpiece may be unpopular to the other proposition that unless it is unpopular it cannot be a masterpiece." - G. K. Chesterton

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez

God hears all prayers, and God answers all prayers. But sometimes God's answer is "no."
"Preach The Gospel at all times. When necessary, use words." - St. Francis of Assisi
"If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world." - C.S.Lewis
"We have no cause to be ashamed of the Gospel of Christ; but the Gospel of Christ may justly be ashamed of us." - John Tillotson
"I am as my Creator made me, and since He is satisfied, so am I." - Minnie Smith
"You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do." - Anne Lamott

"Home computers are being called upon to perform ... the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog." - Doug Larson

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." -- Einstein

Problems with marijuana include short term memory loss, problems learning, distorted perception, difficulty thinking and problem solving, loss of coordination, increased heart rate, and short term memory loss.

"He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." - Chinese Proverb

"You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance." - Ray Bradbury

"A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat." - P. J. O'Rourke

"I ruined a futon like that once..." - Ron Evans
"You are simultaneously one of the nicest people and most caustic a--holes I have ever met." - Chris TruLove
Nothin' that I like better than a good cronjob!
I am Neil Diamond!

If you can't laugh at yourself, someone will do it for you.
"I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing." - Johnny Carson
"I feel if a person can't communicate the very least he can do is to shut-up!" - Tom Lehrer
"Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet." - Dave Barry

Be great! Or at least link to something great.
"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true." - Robert Wilensky
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