"No one's really going
to be free until Nerd persecution ends." - Gilbert Lowell
"We are the music
makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams." - Willy Wonka
Personal
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Spirit
We are spritual beings on a
human journey.
Life on Earth is an
allegory.
Trust in God, but lock your
car.
"We are here on Earth
to do good to others. What the others are here for, I don't know." - W. H.
Auden
"Everyone is as God has
made him, and oftentimes a great deal worse." - Miguel de Cervantes
Sports
"Nobody in the game of
football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman
Einstein." - Joe Theismann
The
Casey
"That's no cat, it's a
space station" - Rich Wisely
Truisms
You can't get blood from a
stone.
"Blessed is the man
who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us worthy evidence of the
fact." - George Eliot
"If you're not annoying
somebody, you're not really alive." - Margaret Atwood
"There are two kinds of
people, those who finish what they start and so on." - Robert Byrne
"Experience is that
marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it
again." - Franklin P. Jones
Experience is a difficult
instructor. It gives the test before it teaches the lesson.
There's a difference between
being anal retentive and having your head up your ass.
"It's easier to build
boys and girls than to mend men and women." - Cathy Truett
All good things must sell
out.
"The trouble with being
punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it." - Franklin P. Jones
"It is no measure of
health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." - Krishnamurti
"By all means marry; if
you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a
philosopher." - Socrates
"It is our
responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously." - Peter
Ustinov
"Appreciate your
mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the
hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn
from." - Al Franken
"Nobody believes the
official spokesman... but everybody trusts an unidentified source." - Ron
Nesen
"People who like this
sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like." - Abraham
Lincoln
He who dies with the most
toys is nonetheless dead.
Ham and eggs. A day's work
for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
TV
"Television has done
much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing
to the need for it." - Alfred Hitchcock
Weather
"Don't knock the
weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't
start a conversation." - Kin Hubbard
Work
Nothing shows more respect
than firing someone in person.
"Nothing is illegal if
one hundred businessmen decide to do it." - Andrew Young
"Don't tell people how
to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their
results." - George S. Patton
"If you aren't fired
with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm." - Vince Lombardi
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