Interesting Quotes

Life

"Look for the ridiculous in everything, and you will find it." - Jules Renard

"I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is taking the time to plant some." - Herbert Rappaport

"The real evil isn't the Hitler. The evil is the good German. The evil is all those people who could've just picked up the goddamn telephone and stopped it." - Larry Lessig

"We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us." - Joseph Campbell

There are no coincidences.

"I am a deeply superficial person." - Andy Warhol

Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.

Today I broke my personal record for 'consecutive days alive!'

You've got to laugh, or you'll cry...

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

Procrastinate Now!

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

Men

"Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one." - Charles Mackay

Mental Health

"My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia." - Dame Edna Everage

Misc.

If you can't see my mirrors, I can't see you.

Always obey posted speed limits.

On time is when I get there.

The truth behind the curtain.

I'll be here all week folks! Tip your waitress! Try the veal!

"A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking." - Jerry Seinfeld

"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." - George Burns

"There is no monument dedicated to the memory of a committee." - Lester J. Pourciau

Ninety-six percent of all percentages are made up on the spot.

"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair." - George Burns

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I heard the voices in my head before it was trendy.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Don't say, "Sorry," say, "Tough Shit!"

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Buxone Out Of The Box March 06, 2020